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The Zen Master & The Hot Dog

Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything

*Joke courtesy of Sal from DiPalo’s

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GastroJoke of the Week

Q: What did the Melon say to her daughter when she wanted to get married?

Marriage material?
Marriage material?

A: Cantaloupe!

(Can’t elope, in case the pun wasn’t clear…)