What did the cucumber say when he fell into the vinegar?
Help! I’m in a pickle!
Tag: jokes
Chickpea Murder!
Q: Did you hear about the chickpea that was murdered?
A: Yeah I heard it was a hummuscide!
Take the Pig to the Doc!
Q: How do you cure a sick pig?
A: With oinkment!
The Zen Master & The Hot Dog
Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything
*Joke courtesy of Sal from DiPalo’s
GastroJoke of the Week
Q: What did the Melon say to her daughter when she wanted to get married?
A: Cantaloupe!
(Can’t elope, in case the pun wasn’t clear…)
Introducing GastroJokes!
In true Nerd fashion, I am now featuring weekly jokes about food. Be prepared to bask in some extreme corniness. Say what you will, but before you know it, you’ll be pulling these out at parties…
THE GASTRONERD 