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Sour Joke

Posted on May 30, 2016May 30, 2016 by TheGastroNerd

What did the cucumber say when he fell into the vinegar?

Help! I’m in a pickle!

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Chickpea Murder!

Posted on July 30, 2015 by TheGastroNerd

Q: Did you hear about the chickpea that was murdered?

A: Yeah I heard it was a hummuscide!

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Take the Pig to the Doc!

Posted on July 9, 2015 by TheGastroNerd

Q: How do you cure a sick pig?

A: With oinkment!

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The Zen Master & The Hot Dog

Posted on May 15, 2015May 15, 2015 by TheGastroNerd

Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything

*Joke courtesy of Sal from DiPalo’s

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GastroJoke of the Week

Posted on May 4, 2015May 4, 2015 by TheGastroNerd

Q: What did the Melon say to her daughter when she wanted to get married?

Marriage material?
Marriage material?

A: Cantaloupe!

(Can’t elope, in case the pun wasn’t clear…)

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Introducing GastroJokes!

Posted on April 29, 2015 by TheGastroNerd

In true Nerd fashion, I am now featuring weekly jokes about food. Be prepared to bask in some extreme corniness. Say what you will, but before you know it, you’ll be pulling these out at parties…

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