What did the cucumber say when he fell into the vinegar?
Help! I’m in a pickle!
Tag: jokes
Chickpea Murder!
Q: Did you hear about the chickpea that was murdered?
A: Yeah I heard it was a hummuscide!
Take the Pig to the Doc!
Q: How do you cure a sick pig?
A: With oinkment!
The Zen Master & The Hot Dog
Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything
*Joke courtesy of Sal from DiPalo’s
GastroJoke of the Week
Q: What did the Melon say to her daughter when she wanted to get married?
A: Cantaloupe!
(Can’t elope, in case the pun wasn’t clear…)
Introducing GastroJokes!
In true Nerd fashion, I am now featuring weekly jokes about food. Be prepared to bask in some extreme corniness. Say what you will, but before you know it, you’ll be pulling these out at parties…
